Today in science we learned that you can never gain cold, you can only have an absence of heat; and it made me think that maybe hatred doesn’t exist, and there’s only an absence of love.
this is the realist shit I’ve ever read
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Bruna's Thoughts
The ramblings of an eccentric
the xbox one looks like they had a really bad divide at board meetings deciding what it should look like, and couldn’t come to an agreement
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Whenever my friend says goodnight to me on Skype he sends me this gif
and I wanted to send it to him tonight so I went to Google “black man turning off lamp” but Google autofill changed it to “black man turning into jet” and I got this
Long story short it’s 1am and I’ve been laughing at this for approximately 20 years
Which one of you assholes brought this back
Whenever my friend says goodnight to me on Skype he sends me this gif
and I wanted to send it to him tonight so I went to Google “black man turning off lamp” but Google autofill changed it to “black man turning into jet” and I got this
Long story short it’s 1am and I’ve been laughing at this for approximately 20 years
Which one of you assholes brought this back
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[SOLVING MURDERS YEAHHHH]
bless the elementary writers (◡‿◡✿)](http://24.media.tumblr.com/4e92a6607b557e928379d12153728a52/tumblr_mn8fy2aXqv1qfji8ro1_500.png)
[SOLVING MURDERS YEAHHHH]
bless the elementary writers (◡‿◡✿)
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A man was found murdered on Sunday morning. His wife then called the police, and the police questioned the wife and staff and got these alibis: the wife claims she was asleep, the cook was cooking breakfast, the gardener was picking vegetables, the maid was getting the mail and the butler was cleaning the closet. The police instantly arrested the murderer. Who did it?
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If Prince Charles’s ringtone isn’t I Just Can’t Wait to be King then what’s the point
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Dear BBC
PLEASE BRING THIS SHOW TO THE US
I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER
(Source: purplepirate, via captain-jack-barakat)
Plot twist: The next companion is a normal girl/boy who only dies once in their lifetime and has no remarkable back story but he thinks they’re wonderful because they are human and the Doctor needs reminding that you don’t need to be a mystery to be remarkable.
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When I first moved to Canada, I showed up to a party and started putting my beer in the fridge. The entire kitchen stopped to stare in wonder and disbelief until someone yelled out ‘don’t fucking waste pizza space. This whole country is a f*ckin icebox’
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